04-09-2007, 05:14 AM
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The Dogged Reporter
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 122
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JUSTICE AT LAST!!!
The Associated Press reported this interesting little tidbit, which I view as absolute justice in the world...
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JUNEAU, Alaska - A black wolf snatched a small dog near a Juneau lake and ran into the woods with it, U.S. Forest Service rangers said. A woman was walking three dogs Tuesday at Mendenhall Lake when the wolf grabbed the unleashed Pomeranian then dashed off with the dog in its jaws. The woman unsuccessfully searched for the dog, which has not been seen since.
An animal believed to be the same wolf, however, was seen alone at the lake Wednesday, said Dennis Chester, wildlife biologist at the Juneau Ranger District.
The Associated Press
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So the true nature of these worthless little yip-yapping freeloaders is finally revealed!!! They are not actually useless after all - THEY ARE FOOD FOR THE REST OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!!
Can you tell that I can't stand these little poop machines..? I mean come on! Have you seen these little bastards? Girls carry them around in their handbags as some kind of ornamentation or something. Only to then put them down on the ground in your house so that they can sceretly take a dump somewhere on your floor while you aren't looking.
We have bred these critters to be so small and so "cute" that they are now actually utterly non-functional and worthless as a lifeform. I think we've bred them all the way to the bottom of the food chain now. Hence, bigger dogs can now have a light snack available when they go to the "dog park..."
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-NewsHound
...the dogged reporter...
Last edited by NewsHound; 04-09-2007 at 05:16 AM.
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