- I May not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

- I'm not a squirrel, but I can sure bust a nut in your whole.

or the favorite...

- Do you wash your pants in windex, because I can see myself in them.


Let me know your best lines, and then we will have a contest of who has the best game...

SlaveLabor

This might be tread of the year

I do not use lines.. You are pretty lame if you need lines. One should always be original with the first thing his says to a hottie.. How else do you make a girl happy?

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"Damn baby, I've been watching you since you walked in here and now my pants are soup."

"That shirt is very becoming of you... Of coarse if I were your shirt I'd be coming too."

"Who let you out of the kitchen"

"Nice legs. Let see how many time you can wrap those around my neck."

"Nice shoes want to F?"

Me - "Would you have sex with me for twenty bucks?"
Her - "No"
Me - "How about a million bucks?"
Her - "Yes"
Me - "How about 100 bucks?"
Her - "What kind of girl do you think I am?"
Me - "We already established that now we're just negotiating"

"Do you have sex on the first date?" "How about the last?"

I don't recommend using any of these... At least until the 6th beer. Punches to the face don't hurt as much after that.

Yep, when I was in shape and not married, I never used
lines. I never needed too, they usually came up to me. Of course I'd be 12 beers into the night and I wouldn't make a lick of sense with my reply.

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